I can barely sleep as it is, I have trouble a lot lately, I think I drink too much so when I’m not drinking it makes sleeping hard (never a good sign)
First I was woken by the sounds of to coyotes or dogs or something making sweet sweet love outside of my window, which is TERRIFYING until you realize whats happening.
Then I had a dream and there was a bear. It didn’t like me and I was trapped in a car.
As I woke up from bear terror I spotted a person standing over my bed. It turned out to be my closet door with a hat hanging on it, but I still freaked the fuck out, screamed, and hit it in the “face” with a pair of shorts.
I don’t have to be up for like 6 1/2 more hours, so we’ll see what happens.
I wish I still had someone to text at any hour of the night.
The great thing about the rapture: All those insufferable Christian fundamentalists will be whisked off the face of the earth, thus leaving the planet to be dominated by all the sane, interesting people.